is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
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The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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