whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
"it" just moved
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
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I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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