HIV tests are more positive than that guy
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
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Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
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I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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