chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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