wanna go halves on a baby?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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