if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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