the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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