is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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