road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
vagina is talking i cant
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
His nipple licking is glorious
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