is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
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just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
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im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
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