my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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