But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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