I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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