Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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