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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying

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  woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;

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• (561): View more from Florida

  so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"

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• (518): View more from New York

  i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??

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• (805): View more from California

  we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard

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• (904): View more from Florida

  after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday

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