Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
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Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.