The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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