You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
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Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
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I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize