he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
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Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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