My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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