I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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