I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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