don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
3 2 1 whiskey
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Randomize
