Can Purell be used as lube?
My Higher Power is John Stamos
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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