Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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