I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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