Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
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