So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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