How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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