There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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