You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
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she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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