Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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