i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
