He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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