I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
The power of my boobs compel you
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
