i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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