I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
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Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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