it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
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Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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