What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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