Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
why is half of my head shaved?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
