There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Randomize
