I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
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He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
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