New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize