please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
