I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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