So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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