Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
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What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
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What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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