I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
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All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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