you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
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only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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