all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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