Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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