Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
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YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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