Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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